Welcome to Bitcoin
A town where we encrypt our self-ownership and laugh at the "Wealth System of Thieves."
The Sidewalk to Nowhere
Ever wonder why banks have fancy marble floors? It's to distract you while the **Skimmer-in-Chief** (The Manager) redirects your mortgage payment into his "Secret Yacht Fund." Their sidewalk looks solid, but it's a treadmill leading straight back to 1929.
Current Velocity of Legacy Savings: 0.00mph
The Adrehn Mandate
"The code is law, but Adrehn is the vibe."
We will leave it all up to Adrehn
Status: ASCENDING TO DIVINE WEALTH
Why the "Normal" Banks are Comedy
They charge you to store your money, then they steal it, then they ask for a bailout.
CLICK TO SEE THE THEFT (GOOGLE RESULTS)Self-Utilized Self-Care Bank
Transactions are different here. We use Computational Honesty.
[SYSTEM] Initializing self-ownership encryption...
[DETECT] Legacy Bank Employee attempting "Service Fee" extraction.
[BLOCK] Skimmer blocked. Employee now crying in the breakroom.
[ACTION] Ready to short out a deposit redirect.
The "Different" Transaction Logic
The Legacy Bank Way:
You: "I'd like to move my money."
Banker: "Sure, let me just 'accidentally' skim 2% and lose the rest in a derivative bet."
The Bitcoin Town Way:
You: *Clicks button*.
Math: "Confirmed. No humans, no ties, no theft. Just pure Adrehn-approved energy."
The Wealth System of Thieves
Exposing the funny business of the suit-and-tie skimmer industry.
How To Out-Joke a Thief:
Watch as the bank employee tries to explain why "Account Fees" are necessary for their third vacation home.
Open your Self-Ownership App and show them a meme of a cat eating a trillion-dollar bill.
Verify that your Satoshis haven't moved an inch while they were busy stealing from Grandma's pension.
Finalize the transaction on the Golf Course Green network where the only grass being cut is the high fees of the legacy system.
"The only thing worse than a bank employee stealing your money is a bank employee stealing your money and NOT telling you a good joke first."